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This movie is one of my very
favourite 80’s movies, clearly proviong that you just can’t
seem to beat the on-screen charisma of the two Corey’s. Although
the lesser Corey (Haim) is playing the lead in this flick, I must
admit, he played the role of Les well and even had me believing at
certain points that Heather Graham really could fall in love with a
midget. I'm not sure if Corey H. just hadn't finished growing yet, but
he just seems so short in his body of work from the 80's, whereas in
recent photos he doesn't look so short. Drug ravaged and permanently
out of it, yes, but short? No.
The story goes a little something like this...
Les
Anderson can’t wait to get his license. He dreams about it in
class at school. His life is completely ruled by the prospect of that
one little piece of cardboard being his ticket to freedom. In his
fantasies, a cool car and a license are also the key to getting the
school’s biggest babe, Mercedes Lane, to fall in love with him.
But alas, Les is a geek with no car and no license, and due to the fact
that he never pays attention in driver’s ed class, not much
prospect of getting one.
But when Mercedes has a fight
with her boyfriend at a party, Les just happens to be at the right
place at the right time. She grabs him in an attempt to make the older
man jealous and says that they have a date. Les is stoked! Now all he
needs is that license! Oh yeah, and find out if Mercedes actually means
what she said about going out with him. Les gets his lucky break when
his father picks him up for a driving lesson in his grandfathers prized
Cadillac that his family are looking after for him. He spots Mercedes
walking home and convinces his Dad to let him take the car for a few
minutes to impress her. Unfortunately for Les, she's not going home.
She's off to a friend's place on the other side of town. Les drives her
there, but leaves his fuming father on the sidewalk with an armful of
groceries in order to do so.
The
day of the test finally arrives, and Les finds out the hard way that
falling asleep and dreaming about Mercedes has done nothing for his
driving knowledge. He fails his test, but after hitting his computer in
frustration, he causes the whole network to go down. The manager of the
DMV chooses to pass Les, because his twin sister Natalie (who is the
complete opposite to Les) passed with a perfect score. Les manages to
pass hurdle one, but his driving ability test is going to be anything
but easy.
While Natalie seems to have
landed the driving instructor from heaven, Les' seems to be straight
from the pits of hell. He is quick to inform Les that unlike other
instructors, he doesn't use a clipboard - just a cup of hot coffee
precariously placed on the edge of the dash. Now off into the traffic!
Miraculously,
Les survives his exam not only in one piece, but with a passing mark!
But as he is leaving, the manager calls him over to deliver him some
awful news. The DMV managed to retrieve his test score and are taking
his newly acquired license away. Les lies to his friends and family
about failing, but when his mother finds the test report in his pocket,
the truth is out. Les still has a date with Mercedes, but how will he
get there? There is however, a solution. Sneak out to the garage after
his parents are asleep – and cruise off in his grandfathers shiny
Cadillac.
It seems like the perfect plan,
but poor Les doesn't realise that what can go worng, most definitely
will go wrong, and on a grand scale. In a matter of a few hours, Les
manages to get his grandfathers car towed away and then scratched and
dented by a drunk Mercedes dancing on the bonnet in high heels. Not one
to take defeat easily, Les gets his friend Dean (Feldog!) to fix the
car, and he convinces Les that the night is young and there’s
still time to party. Stupidly, Les agrees…Mercedes has passed
out in the back of the car with Dean, so he's all for the idea of
stuffing her in the trunk and heading to a diner on the outskirts of
town to pick up chicks. One again, stupidly, Les agrees.
Their
stay at the diner doesn't last long as they manage to damage a car
belonging to some tough punk looking dudes and hightail it out of
there. Les' worst fears are about to become a reality when they run
into cops who are breath testing drivers. les admits to his friends
that he failed his license, and tries to tell the cops he left it at
home. The cops are called away to a nearby protest, but while the boys
weren't looking, the drunk guy from the car ahead of them has jumped
into their car and driven off causing all sorts of damage. Les does
manage to get the car back, but it's a wreck. He takes his friends and
a completely oblivious, but happy Mercedes home, and heads back to his
place to deal with his impending doom.
Les' luck just isn't getting any
better. As soon as her manages to get the Cadillac back in the garage,
his father appears with his heavily pregnant mother, who has just gone
into labour. Unwilling to let her husband go, she demands that Les
drive to the hospital, even though the car no longer goes forward, he
can only drive it in reverse. He manages to get his mother the
hospital, but leaves the car in a construction zone. And just when Les
thinks things couldn't get any worse, a construction beam falls down
with a huge crash, crushing what is left of the car.
This is
yet another of those movies that I can remember watching when I was old
enough to have a crush on both the Corey’s, but still young
enough to have most of the jokes in the film fly straight over my head.
Ahh youth. And what can I say – I’m a sucker for a happy
ending. And Corey Feldman.

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